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Professor Guffington
Professor Guffington is a bottom burp specialist of renown and a lifelong student of cloudy
knowledge. He currently claims to hold the position of Director of the Institute of Windy Pops
at Oxford University, an establishment the university denies exists. Guffington started farting
at an early age and such is his enthusiasm for his chosen subject has hardly ever stopped.
His book It Wasn’t me, It was the Dog! has now sold almost one copy and in all best seller
lists remains firmly at the bottom, a position that is both fitting and a source of great pride.
His follow-up work Speak on Sweet Lips That Never Told a Lie has yet to find a
publisher. His intention to include a set of scratch and sniff cards has been something of
a sticking point. Guffington received his PhD for his investigations into the psychological
effects of desperately holding one in only to accidentally let it rip long and loud in front
of one’s grandparents.
His concert and live album The
Winds from Uranus, a collection
of popular classical pieces
arranged for bottom orchestra,
remains even today a unique
work and one unlikely to ever be
repeated, given the resulting
trouble with health officials and
claims for compensation.
What the critics said:
“I choked back the tears and
then actually began to choke.”
(Music Critic of The New York Times)
An educational video featuring Professor Guffington during which he accidentally farts himself unconscious has been
removed from YouTube following several complaints.
“To fart or not to
fart, that is the
question.”
William Shakespeare
“My love for you is
like a fart, I can’t
hold it in.”
Prof Guffington
Professor Guffington
Professor Guffington is a bottom burp specialist of renown and a
lifelong student of cloudy knowledge. He currently claims to hold
the position of Director of the Institute of Windy Pops at Oxford
University, an establishment the university denies exists.
Guffington started farting at an early age and such is his
enthusiasm for his chosen subject has hardly ever stopped.
His book It Wasn’t me, It was the Dog! has now sold almost one
copy and in all best seller lists remains firmly at the bottom, a
position that is both fitting and a source of great pride.
His follow-up work Speak on Sweet Lips That Never Told a Lie
has yet to find a publisher. His intention to include a set of
scratch and sniff cards has been something of a sticking point.
Guffington received his PhD for his investigations into the
psychological effects of desperately holding one in only to
accidentally let it rip long and loud in front of one’s grandparents.
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His concert and live album The Winds from Uranus, a collection
of popular classical pieces arranged for bottom orchestra,
remains even today a unique work and one unlikely to ever be
repeated, given the resulting trouble with health officials and
claims for compensation.
What the critics said:
“I choked back the tears and then actually began to choke.”
(Music Critic of The New York Times)
An educational video featuring Professor Guffington during which
he accidentally farts himself unconscious has been removed from
YouTube following several complaints.
“To fart or not to
fart, that is the
question.”
William Shakespeare
“My love for you is
like a fart, I can’t
hold it in.”
Prof Guffington
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