The world's oldest recorded joke was a fart joke. The Sumerian quip is delivered as follows: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”
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Who smelt it dealt it definition: Someone who calls attention to or complains about a fart is likely trying to pretend it wasn't his or her own. See also: He who denied it, supplied it - He who observed it, served it - Whoever asked gassed - Whoever started farted. Click here for many more!
The medical term for a fart is flatus. It comes from the Latin word meaning "the act of blowing."
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In 2016, a flight from Dubai to Amsterdam was forced to make an emergency landing after a passenger refused to stop farting.
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“The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single fart.” Lao Tzu
“The beautiful thing about farting is that no one can take it away from you.” B.B. King
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Hello and welcome to Professor Guffington’s guide to farts! Choose from the items below to find out more about the wonderful world of farts.
Who smelt it dealt it definition: Someone who calls attention to or complains about a fart is likely trying to pretend it wasn't his or her own. See also: He who denied it, supplied it - He who observed it, served it - Whoever asked gassed - Whoever started farted. Tap here for many more!
In 2016, a flight from Dubai to Amsterdam was forced to make an emergency landing after a passenger refused to stop farting.
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Holding in farts can cause them to be reabsorbed into your bloodstream and exhaled through your lungs.
So find a private space and let those windy pops out!
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“The beautiful thing about farting is that no one can take it away from you.” B.B. King
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